A sample from The Wall Street Journal:"Some Financial Lingo Redefined":
- Federal Reserve: Extremely powerful, like God, and also moves in strange and mysterious ways.
- Commodities: Pigs with lipstick.
- Lottery tickets: Buying opportunity for folks who feel they don't pay enough state taxes.
- Car lease: Chance to pretend you are wealthy, while getting poorer with every monthly payment.
- Credit cards: Another chance.
Read more on: WSJ.com